SIGNPOSTS
Enjoy The Enchanted Canyon.
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DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR SITES
- Bureau of Indian Affairs
- Bureau of Indian Education
- Bureau of Land Management
- Bureau of Ocean Energy Management
- Bureau of Reclamation
- Bureau of Safety and Environmental Enforcement
- National Park Service
- US Fish and Wildlife Service
- US Geological Survey
- US Office of Surface Mining, Reclamation and Enforcement
QUOTES
I never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. ----Gabor----
Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends natural boundaries.
----Einstein----
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. ----Bonaparte----
We didn't loose the game; we just ran out of time. ----Lombardi----
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.
----Proverb
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR SITES
- AMA Waterway River Cruises
- Eagle River Pirates
- Education At River Cruises
- Hopkins River Raft Ride
- Memphis River Boats
- Mississippi River Boat Rides
- Navcal River Rides
- Oklahoma River Cruises
- Padelford Riverboats
- Providence River Boat Company
- Rockin R River Rides
- Rogue River Jet Boat Trip
- US River Cruises
- Vantage Deluxe World Travel

ONE LINERS
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can do.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Everyone sits in the prison of his ideas.
Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.
Expenditure rises to meet income.
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.
LIMERICK
There was an old man of Esser
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a college professor
Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit,
for anger resides in the lap of fools. Ecclesiastes 6:9
Songs Played By: D. S. Martin
A: Me & My Gal/Anytime You're Feeling Lonely
B: What Child Is This
C: Londonderry Air